Republican Party goes down in fireball, America safe for one more day

All right, that didn’t actually happen, but it could soon, with any luck. The entire party seems to regret the appointment of Steele, that firecracker who just can’t seem to get started in his new post.

Granted, it’s a shaky political climate all around, as America realizes electing Obama wasn’t the panacaea that many dumber observers had asserted it would be, but at least the Democratic Party isn’t seriously pondering the role some liberal talk-show host might play in the future of the party. For the love of God and all that is holy, Michael Steele was forced to apologize for telling the truth about Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh‘s importance to the right is so great that their Chairman had to bow to pressure with a “j/k, lol, I tots ❤ Rush!”

If Arnold Schwarzennegar couldn’t do it singlehandedly, Rush Limbaugh should help take down the Republican Party in five to ten years, assuming he doesn’t overdose on pain killers.

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~ by thepostpasseist on March 13, 2009.

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